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| ''Swing'' is the official [[Java]] GUI toolkit. It's also a steaming pile of shit. | ''Swing'' is the official [[Java]] GUI toolkit. It's also a steaming pile of shit. | ||
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| + | To verify that the steaming pile is indeed composed purely of shit, follow this procedure: | ||
| + | # Start a Java Swing application of your choice. | ||
| + | # Poke around in the GUI for a minute or two. | ||
| + | # Note the drawing bugs, the inconsistent and unattractive spacing, the odd focus glitches and the horrible font rendering. | ||
| + | # Now, consider that this GUI toolkit has been worked on by a large team of engineers continuously for over ten (10) years. It's not a beta release. | ||
| + | # Thus we can see that it's fundamentally crap. Crap == shit. QED. | ||
Revision as of 18:07, 16 June 2009
Swing is the official Java GUI toolkit. It's also a steaming pile of shit.
To verify that the steaming pile is indeed composed purely of shit, follow this procedure:
- Start a Java Swing application of your choice.
- Poke around in the GUI for a minute or two.
- Note the drawing bugs, the inconsistent and unattractive spacing, the odd focus glitches and the horrible font rendering.
- Now, consider that this GUI toolkit has been worked on by a large team of engineers continuously for over ten (10) years. It's not a beta release.
- Thus we can see that it's fundamentally crap. Crap == shit. QED.
