Truth

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Until you've clicked the following link, you are most definitely not HAPPY!!!

Styrofoam causes bad breath.

There are no more Cheese Sticks because Bustos bought out the country's entire supply. Tobbe took the stickers and practiced interior decoration in his parents' home. Neither has shown any outward signs of life for the past three months.

Armstrong can beat Conan anytime, anyplace, but especially in a gay bar.

In Soviet Russia, bad jokes make YOU!

My milkshake brings all the cows to the yard. Well, at least the demented ones.

"I did it with one hand." --Bustos

Amaste, brother.

I can't be assed to write anything else here, so if you want more truth, save yourself some time and just skip right over to Uncyclopedia.

Additional Truth (おまけ)

As well, Java sucks, eh.