Bustos

From otaking wiki

Bustos likes to be quoted when he says embarrassing things or just generally makes strange noises. His favorite food is 2 kg of roast beef and cheap candy. He hates strawberries because he was bitten by one when he was a small child - unfortunately not a radioactive one, so he didn't even get any awesome strawberry superpowers for his trouble. He also won't eat fish because he's allergic to things that have been in water. This means we can tell right away if he's made us strawberry fish milkshake because he'll refuse to drink it. He's also so short that it's no fun to tell him to go pick on someone his own size, because that always means me (and he does it too, the bastard).

People are still vainly looking for Sonic porn underneath his bed. We're not quite sure why he lets them. It's not like there's a huge market for that kind of stuff. Hell, there's hardly even a market for Sonic, Bustos' brain is the only one overclocked enough to get through the damn games without violently hugging each and every tree unfortunate enough to stand in the way.